Some number of years ago, I was having lunch with a friend, a woman I’d met in the tenacious and sometimes duplicitous trenches of the school PTO board. Our youngest children are the same age, and we were both heading into the final bend of that seemingly endless, curving road we’d been traveling. We could see the end. We were both working part-time in jobs that supported our husband’s businesses. We had both pledged to quit the PTO. We saw before us something strangely unsettling. Something we’d completely forgotten could exist. We saw free time. After a thoughtful sip of her soda she looked at me and said, “I’m trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.” I laughed in agreement. I told her I felt lucky to be able to choose, which was and still is true. But also, at the same time, I felt anxious. Luck—when you have security, health, intelligence—seems something that should not be wasted. If you are lucky enough to have a choice of what to do, to not be constrained by the need to earn a certain sum of money, perhaps you should use your abilities to do something meaningful, to give something back in thanks for this bountiful luck.

I cannot say what this friend is now doing. Our sons’ interests diverged, and we lost touch during the long separation of Covid. Perhaps she has chosen to pursue something noble. As for me, I have chosen to pursue something which, in its present form, seems the ultimate self-indulgence. It justifies long hours of glorious solitude in the whimsical company of my imagination—and the ability to spend large swaths of each day in pajamas. I have decided to become a novelist.

This did not come out of the blue. Since I started reading at the age of four, books have been my soulmates, my escape. For as long as I can remember, I’ve had some story or another running inside my head. My attention is caught by a person, a place, an object or a snippet of overheard conversation and I think to myself, what if…? I weave together character motives and plotlines in my head. I can’t seem to help myself. In college, I took several fiction writing courses and was selected for an advanced juried seminar my senior year. I minored in English. I was going to be a writer, only that writing would be done with the purpose of promoting a business. My major was Marketing-Advertising. I had to support myself. After graduating, I got a job in my field. Maybe someday I’d get around to writing a book, but for the time being, I was building a career. Writing a book drifted into a someday dream.

And then, there were children. If you don’t have them—if you are thinking about having them—imagine aliens sprouting from your living room sofa, previously nourished by spare change beneath the cushions. These beings, each one at first an adorable nugget of a thing, are ravenous, and they require constant feeding. So you feed them. And you feed them. And you feed them some more. This takes constant attention and endless expense. They are, all the while, growing due to their insatiable appetites. By the time you have been feeding them for twelve or thirteen years, they have turned sullen and belligerent because no matter how much you feed them, it is never enough. In truth, you wonder sometimes if these are the same aliens you started with—why are you feeding beings you barely recognize? Beings that seem to resent your presence in your own home and complain endlessly about the diet you are feeding them. You begin dreaming about packing a bag and moving—maybe with or without your husband—to a remote island, one with no cell service and a winery. That’s when the first alien tells you it intends to leave. It begins applying to college.

You think, well, at least I will have a spare room for when guests come to town. You do not delude yourself that the alien will stop eating your cash. This is still many years into the unknowable future.

I should take a moment here to say I am beyond fortunate to have a husband who has generously borne the crushing weight of providing for the expenses of this ravenous family so I could devote the bulk of my energies, for twenty-some years, to providing the supervision. Had I been forced to supply the necessary cash, the five of us would have ended up homeless. I’d worked for a few small businesses doing layout and writing copy. I later put those skills to work in the freelance market. For seven happy years, I worked in a middle school library. I’ve done some substitute teaching, also primarily in a middle school, which—as you probably recall from your own school days—is a bit like signing up to spend six hours in a den of hungry wolves for a prize of about $65 dollars, after taxes. Should you survive. There was a short stint writing for, and then assuming editorship, of a floundering local magazine (the floundering due to financial mismanagement, not lack of reader enthusiasm). None of these jobs—even had I done them fulltime—would have provided an adequate wage on which to raise a family.

In all those years, I found no shame in checking the box labeled ‘homemaker’ when filling out surveys or medical forms. But in truth, there were only ten years when I was not doing some type of paid work, albeit for third-world wages. Of course, the ten years I wasn’t being paid was when I was working hardest.

I will take another moment here to say I am aware that raising children and writing novels are not mutually exclusive. I know of plenty of women authors who manage to do both beautifully, some also while juggling paying careers. Of these women, I am in awe.

I, obviously, was not dedicated… brave… self-immolating?… enough to do it while tending a nest of voracious chicks.

I did not stop making up stories. Because I also have the coveted but useless ability to draw pleasantly recognizable pictures, I cobbled together a few simple books with construction paper and twine. The summer my daughter took swim lessons, I placated her older brother—who was forced to watch from a shaded patio in 105-degree heat—by spinning an oral saga involving dogs (my son at that point was dragging an orange traffic cone around the house on a leash, such was his longing for a dog) in outer space. “You should really write that down,” said another mother, who had begun to anticipate each daily episode. I had a five-year-old, a three-year-old, and was pregnant with my third baby. I could write it down, or I could sleep. Sleep seemed the saner option.

I also read them books. Every night before bed. It was, hands down, my favorite part of motherhood in those early days. (The reading of books, though the tucking into bed was a close second.) Like me, my daughter read early and often. She had an astonishing attention span. She was all of five when we started Harry Potter. I read my two older children all seven books, even though by the time the last few were coming out, they were perfectly capable of reading on their own.

I would share with my daughter, from time to time, some of my what if ideas. “You should write a book,” she would say. By this time, the three little chicks were feathered out nicely. Their wings were growing strong. “I will, someday,” I would tell her. And I believed it. At the bottom of the nest I could see it. Amongst the twigs and feathers was the small blue egg of my dream.

On a winter day in 2016, driving to my mother’s house, I passed a school bus that had probably carried its first cargo of children around the time I was taking my first steps. At some point in its faithful career, it had been requisitioned to haul a gymnastics team. It was no longer painted like a school bus. It was navy blue, yellow and white. It had ultimate gymnastics.com and a phone number hand-lettered on the side. A different phone number was spray painted into the windows, along with the words, For Sale.

And no, in case you are wondering, I did not purchase this bus, although at this time in my life a bus would have not been an inappropriate vehicle to own, given the quantity of children I was hauling around. I did take several photos of this bus. What if…? In the three residential blocks between this bus and my mother’s house, I imagined a basic plotline.

It went something like this: an eleven-year-old girl with an absentee mother is living with her older sister and her husband and baby boy, as well as her high-school-aged brother who plays lead guitar in a band. This is where the bus comes in. The brother’s best friend buys the bus so the band can go out on summer tour. Feeling bored and put-upon by unrelenting requests for free babysitting, the girl sneaks onto the bus and through her own cunning, ends up accompanying the band on tour. There are crushes, deceptions, broken hearts. This was to be a YA novel. This was my seventh and final year in the middle school library. My children were young adults and my reading list was largely filled out with YA titles.

That spring, I was blessed with a weekend alone. If you have a family, you know a weekend alone is as hard to come by—and as valuable—as front-row tickets to the Final Four. It was spring break, and my husband had taken the children up north to ski, an activity I do not partake in due to my hatred of being cold, my fear of heights, and a self-preserving hesitancy to pitch myself down a steep mountain with my feet locked onto impossibly long planks. With the dizzying promise of three empty days, I opened up a Google Drive file and started to write. It was fun! When they returned, I told my daughter what I was intending to do. “That’s such a great plot!” she said. Reexamining it now, I don’t disagree. But this story, that lived so vividly in my head, fought back every time I tried to get the vision translated into words. Not to mention, with my family back, my real life resumed. I was managing the remodeling of our kitchen. I was preparing for my oldest to graduate high school. Later that summer, I boxed up the abandoned contents of his spacious bedroom so his younger brother could transfer in. Our oldest chick had flown the nest.

And for about a month, I was bereft. Our family was forever changed, and change is not something I’m good with. I found, while cleaning out his room, a card my son’s childhood best friend had given him. A sympathy card for some upset that I did not recall, written in seven-year-old scrawl. I took a photo of it and texted it to his mother—her son had also flown the nest—and we both had a good cry. Six-and-a-half years later she is still crying, perhaps because she has only the one child. I had two more to go. Two more to support through the college years. I got over the crying and took on more freelance clients. I did not go back to the book. My dreams were again on hold, but the hatchling was tapping at the eggshell. My daughter moved to college (and I did not cry— something she will always see as a slight injustice). My younger son got his license. We downsized to a smaller house. Somewhere in the midst of this, I revisited a vague plotline that had been inspired by our old neighbor, an endearing kook of a woman, a hoarder, who I will always believe was in touch with some realm that is inaccessible to most mortals. I had told June at one time that I wanted to write a novel. She had replied with great sincerity that my spirit was destined to chase that dream. So maybe she knew… Or maybe I simply want to believe that. I started writing this novel. The hatchling broke through the shell and took up an incessant peeping. Feeding it consumed me, but oh, what joy! What privilege! And though it was scrawny and naked of feathers, to me, it was a thing of indescribable beauty.

I will apologize here to the friends who I foisted this first novel upon, when in hindsight it was many drafts away from being a coherent story (and it remains to this day in need of significant revision). I honestly was so obtuse I did not see the magnitude of what I was asking. (Please devote endless hours to reading this slog of a book and then either lie through your teeth or find a polite way to suggest that your friend has embarrassed herself.)

But in the mess of pages lives some good work. It was a learning experience. I am certain that should I manage to publish a dozen books, each one will still be a learning experience. There will always be more to learn, ways to improve. I will always think I could have done a better job. Such is the nature of art. Such is the nature of any pursuit. But I do believe my second novel, Rootbound, is worthy of traveling farther than a ream of copy paper and my laser printer can take it. I hear it begging for an audience—though if I’m honest I know it’s my hatchling dream doing the screaming.

But I’m not crying. As the day approached to move my youngest into his college dorm, I would pass by the spare room, look at the stacks of boxes, and wonder if I was going to cry. In truth, I didn’t know how I was feeling. I had come to the end of the road, only it hadn’t ended. There was a gentle embankment, a soft bump, and then the road continued, albeit with smoother pavement and the bewildering freedom from the responsibility of keeping the cookie drawer stocked and including meat in every dinner.

It’s a small paradise. The chicks may have flown but my nest is not empty. I’ve got this new hungry hatchling to feed—my writing. Though in truth I know I’ve steered myself onto another perilously curvy road.

Publishing a book is a long slog through muddy trenches teeming with pestilence and thorns. I have just started querying. It could take months for an agent to take me on, if one should deem me worthy. Should I get lucky enough to land an agent, it could take months for the book to sell, if the book itself is deemed worthy. Should I get lucky enough to get a publisher, there will be more than a year before this chimerical book materializes, and the ever-present possibility that it will vanish—poof—along the way. There are times I wonder if I’m crazy. There are times I wonder if I’ve wasted the past thirty years. If I hadn’t given up on this writing thing, couldn’t I be living the life of a respected, published author? My books on the shelves of bookstores and libraries. My someday dream come true.

But in my heart, I know what is crazy is this notion of wasted time. Those years not devoted to fiction writing were not wasted. I have actively contributed, for the past twenty-five years, to the development of three human beings who themselves are actively contributing to the world. Our oldest is talented, witty, and creative. He works in music production and is in love with a beautiful, kindhearted girl whom we very much hope will become a daughter. Our daughter, both brilliant and empathetic beyond her years, is applying to graduate programs in genetic counseling. Our youngest, whose math genius belies the fact that I contributed half of his genes, is studying computer engineering. We just assisted him in securing a lease for his first apartment. I’m making plans to redo his room. “After this summer,” I reasoned, “you probably won’t be coming home for any length of time.” A shadow of betrayal crossed his face. This apartment is a twelve-minute drive away. He has a car and a charming attachment to the dog. He will be back, often, and at times he will stay the night. That’s okay. I don’t need him here all the time and he certainly doesn’t need me.

My children are smart and independent, astonishing each in their own way, and though there has certainly been plenty of luck along the way, I’d like to think I deserve the lion’s share of the credit.

So for now, I am rewarding myself by indulging my dreams.

I’m lucky, and endlessly grateful for this luck. I’m grateful that my dreams, having inadvertently sat on pause for twenty-five years, were still queued up when I was ready to hit play. I’m grateful that my current responsibilities, beyond the demands of a tenacious Yorkie, are few: prepare a few healthful meals each week, stock the hall closet with toilet paper and hand soap, keep the house tolerably clean. I am grateful that my children have left the nest. This mother hen will forever be giddily enthusiastic when these grownup chicks come back to visit, and unabashedly enchanted when they leave, returning to the nests that they, themselves are feathering.

The story of Arcadia’s newest (and smallest) gated community

“You can see why the people hated them so much,” quipped my teenage daughter as we approached the gates of Versailles. It was, indeed, an unsettling sight. Gold-plated gaudiness stretching as far as the eye could see, luminous even under a heavy cloud cover and a light drizzle. I could easily picture the velvet-robed monarchs, feasting inside by warm fires as the hungry masses huddled outside in the cold.

I know some people love living in gated communities, but personally, I’ve never seen the appeal. My idea of a perfect neighborhood is one where kids find playmates down the street and grown-ups gather on front porches for an evening cocktail. It’s why we chose Arcadia 17 years ago, even though we could have afforded a larger house in McCormick Ranch. I have sometimes regretted choosing our particular house, situated on a small cul-de-sac off an increasing busy 56th Street. Though we’re smack in  the geographical center of Arcadia, we’re just a bit cut-off from either side of the neighborhood. So why would we choose to isolate ourselves even more, by gating ourselves in?

The story begins back in April 2017, when we learned that the two homes at the mouth of our cul-de-sac where being converted into senior assisted-living group homes. The houses, originally 4 bedroom, 3 bath floor plans, was slated to have 10 bedrooms each. How would 20 additional residents, plus visitors, caretakers, service personnel, and delivery vehicles, impact our tiny street? We didn’t think it was right and, in fact, it shouldn’t have been. City codes in place at the time stipulated ¼ mile spacing restrictions for group homes of 6 or more people. Surely, we thought, once this error is exposed we can get one of the permits pulled. It turned out there was much more to the story.

Is it a home? Or a business?
Group homes, as we define them today, began appearing in single-family neighborhoods in the late 1950s, following a movement to deinstitutionalize the mentally ill. In 1988, the Fair Housing Act Amendment made people with disabilities a federally protected class. The result has been a proliferation of operators setting up group homes to serve individuals with mental illness, physical impairments, or in recovery from drug or alcohol dependency.

When neighbors first learn about a nearby group home, they typically have a lot of questions — we sure did — the first one being, “how is this allowed in a single-family neighborhood?” The fact is that group homes of up to 10 individuals may locate in just about any neighborhood and do not require a change in zoning. Regardless of how they are perceived by neighbors, the courts consider group homes to be just that: Homes, not businesses.

The purpose of a group home is to integrate individuals with disabilities into communities, allowing them to live in regular neighborhoods. The Federal Fair Housing Act requires that group housing for persons with disabilities be free from restrictions that would not otherwise be imposed on families or other groups of non-related individuals. In an attempt to regulate group homes, most municipalities have drafted ordinances, with some trying to ban group homes completely. But when litigation occurs, the courts almost always side in favor or the group home operator. This is, more or less, what led to the situation on our street.

In 2015, the Department of Justice and HUD notified the City of Phoenix that its current restrictions on group homes could be viewed as discriminatory. One of the issues was the ¼ mile spacing requirement. This rule, common in many municipalities, was intended to prevent group home clustering. There might be situations, said the Feds, where the City should take other factors into consideration. City officials knew they would need to revise their current regulations. In the meantime, without City Council approval, a decision was made to suspend all spacing requirements. The two homes on our street both had their permits approved on the same day in December 2016. (The City of Phoenix has since revised ordinances for group homes.)

Believing that we had a case against City and possibly against the group home operator, the eight of us in the other 4 homes banded together. We attended neighborhood planning meetings, exchanged numerous emails with city officials, and met with concerned neighbors from other parts of Arcadia. We were contacted to do TV and radio interviews. It was impossible to go to Safeway without being stopped by someone and asked about our story. We consulted an attorney and began preparing for a fight.

Then, somewhere along the way, we began a dialogue with the group home operator. During one conversation, he expressed surprise at our anger. In his view, he was doing us a favor, taking these houses that were, admittedly, past their prime, and sprucing them up. He promised to be a good neighbor. Perhaps, we thought, there’s a way to compromise.

The wait for the gate
While we were in the thick of all this, one of our tactics had been postings on social media. We drew some responses that accused us of harboring hatred for the elderly. It’s important to say that this was never about the residents themselves. If several disabled seniors had bought the houses and hired private caretakers, that would have felt different. We were mostly concerned about two things: How the scale of a 10-person group home, times 2, would increase traffic and turn our small street into a parking lot; and the effect they would have on our property values. Maybe the best option was simple — build a gate. It would keep the traffic from impacting us, and give our 4 homes a measure of exclusivity. There are people, after all, who will pay a premium to live in a gated community.

We began negotiations with the group home operator and the City of Phoenix. We would forego legal action if the developer agreed to help finance the gate and City consented to help smooth the permitting process. Meanwhile, in October 2016, the first group home residents moved in. By December, the second home was also open.

And how has it been? Well, in some ways, not so bad. The houses, though not architectural marvels by any stretch, are now attractive and nicely landscaped. It is, as we expected, quiet. But traffic has increased exponentially. Medical delivery trucks and, unexpectedly, HVAC servicers, make frequent visits. ER calls happen on average 3 times a month. Often times, when coming home, I feel like I’ve entered a parking lot instead of my street. But even when all parties are cooperating, building a gate takes time. First, we had to form an HOA — we named it Palm Circle Estates. Then there were plans to be drafted and inspections to be passed, long before the first bricks could be laid. If not for the perseverance of our neighbor, Jeff, who has a background in engineering, I honestly don’t think we’d have ever gotten it done. Altogether it’s taken a full year to build the fencing and install the gate system, but on October 9, it became official. The bars closed around Palm Circle Estates.

The first day was a bit rocky. Our clickers were waiting for us in Stefanie’s house, but she was on a plane to Atlanta. Coming home from the gym, I confidently punched in my secret code, only to be greeted by a series of angry beeps. Three tries later, I remembered that somewhere in my email was a message with the code for UPS. Success — I was in! My neighbor, Jeff, delivering the coveted clickers that evening, confided that his code hadn’t worked, either. Apparently the mail carrier had also been shut out–our boxes were all empty.

If you drive by our street, you’ll notice that the gates, for the time being, are open. Not because our codes don’t work, but because we still have one more piece of the puzzle to put in place. The strip of sidewalk in front of the north group home is being removed, and the street will be widened, to allow for safer parking and fire access. Once that is done, probably by mid-November, our mission will be complete.

With our newly constructed gates soon set to close around our homes, I wonder –will the neighbors on nearby streets grow to resent us? We are, after all, only making the best of an unfortunate situation. But perhaps we are only pushing our own problems off on them. The true test will come when the first of us puts our home on the market. Will it be an advantage to be in an “exclusive gated community?” Only time will tell. But for now, I promise we aren’t sitting around bidding those of you outside to eat cake.

Why is it so hard start something new?

I’ve been in the process of starting a business since the spring of 2016. I started working on my website in January 2017, and today, 18 months later, I am writing my first blog post. That might not seem like a big deal, except I’m a writer. My business is freelance writing, design and marketing. So what took me so long? I’ve been asking myself that, almost daily, for the past year.

But today, September 21, 2018, is the day I’ve committed to get it done. So it seems appropriate that my first post would be about beginnings, and why they are so hard. Am I a procrastinator? Sure, who isn’t. But I don’t think it’s among my worst faults. Am I lazy? Being that the sofa rarely sees my imprint until after 8:30pm most nights, I think not. Am I just too busy with other things? I generally work an average of 20 hours a week on my current freelance projects, hardly a crushing burden. So what is it, exactly, that holds me back?

It’s not just me. A google search for why is it hard to start something new brings up over 2,000,000,000 results. In 2018 alone, there have been dozens of blog posts on the subject. The truth is, when starting something new, many of us will drag our feet until our shoes wear thin. Whether it’s something big, like a career change, or something as small as calling your friends more often, it often seems easier to do nothing.

We all have different reasons for putting things off, but for me it usually comes down to one of these 5 things. See if you agree. Maybe you’ll even find some motivation to get started on your next endeavor.

 

1. We tell ourselves we don’t have time. We all know those super-efficient people who juggle dozens of commitments and never seem to sleep. (If you’re one of them, you can stop reading now.) But the rest of us sometimes need a reality check. During her last couple years of high school, my daughter occasionally told me she couldn’t wait until she had only a job and could come home without any homework. Sound familiar? I think I said that myself, when I was in high school. But anyone over the age of 25 knows that life gradually becomes a little like eating dessert on Thanksgiving. You can almost always fit a bit more in, if it’s good enough.

 

2. We make trivial things more important. It’s so easy to get side-tracked. I work from home on the internet a large part of the day. I’ve lost more hours than I can count trying to save a few bucks on a pair of shoes. I make myself feel better by saying I’m saving my family money. But if I’m honest, I’d like to say my time is worth more than $3 an hour. To really make each day count, start with the way you spend each minute. If it’s not enriching your life in some way, maybe you shouldn’t be doing it.

 

3. We want to learn more before we start. Are you afraid of not knowing all the answers? I’m the classic oldest child, the one who wants to have all the advice and an answer for every question. Getting back into marketing after a 16-year absence requires learning a lot of things. Do I know enough about social media? Can I write for SEO? I’m not an expert, but maybe I don’t have to be. There’s something to be said for learning while doing. And anyway, I’m pretty sure if I don’t do it, I’ll never learn.

 

4. We aren’t sure we can keep up with the commitment. I’d like to lose 5 pounds. Theoretically, losing a little weight should be simple – cutting out the wine and dessert for a few weeks will allow me to comfortably button my jeans. But a glance at the calendar shows a girls’ night out, Trivia Night, and a family dinner. No point in starting a diet this week, right? Flipping to the following week shows a similar smattering of events. Maybe it’s not about waiting for the perfect week. I can be good at least 4 days this coming week, which is better than not at all. So today, I’ll have a salad for lunch – no bread – and I’ll skip my afternoon cookie break. But it’s Friday, so I make no promises about the wine once 5pm hits.

 

5. We’re afraid to fail. It seems obvious to say that no one wants to mess up. But for some of us (raise your hand if you’re a perfectionist) avoiding failure is more important than actually getting something done. The feeling is especially acute when we are doing something we’re supposed to be good at. Afterall, if you don’t like this article, why would you hire me to write for you? For this, my first blog post, I have set a deadline of 4pm today, and I feel my stomach churning with every tick of the clock. Will it be perfect? Of course not. And once it’s up, I’ll think of a dozen other things I could have added, should have deleted, or wished I’d edited in some way. But I also know that, once I hit the Publish button, it will feel great. And at 5pm I’ll pour a glass of wine.

 

Begin the Begin – title borrowed from R.E.M., Life’s Rich Pageant